the patriarchy extends into fatherhood once again in a display of ownership. sorry, dads, you don’t own your daughters.
This is different than the standard “you’re not allowed to date my daughter because I said so”
This is him protecting someone who means the world to him. He didn’t say that his daughter couldn’t date, just that he wants the people that date her, to take care of her and love her, not hurt her. That’s not “ownership”, that’s loving someone and wanting them to be happy with the person they want to date.
Good dads give a shit about who treats their kid like crap, good dads don’t throw their daughters to the wolves and watch as they get devoured and broken.
I love the fact he mentioned girls dating his daughter too c: that made my day
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
Excessive sweating is cute. Dry mouth is cute. Physically shaking is cute. Blacking out is cute. Nausea is cute. Heart palpitations are cute. Chest pain is cute. Shallow breathing is cute. Hot flushes are cute. Forgetting how to talk is cute. Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.